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A Eulogy for the Celebrity Eulogy

January 20, 2022

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Why Not? An End of Year Meta-Listicle

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December 23, 2021

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A Post-Truth Trivia Night

December 9, 2021

(Spotify) Wrap Up Your Head

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November 11, 2021

Hire Me, McKinsey

November 4, 2021

An Internet Pamplona

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A Love Letter to Steve Buscemi?

September 23, 2021

A Higher Purpose

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Intermediate Animorphology

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A breech at the digital treehouse

September 2, 2021

The art of the backpedal

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A PowerPoint for every crisis

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Contemplating My Mortality @ The Beach That Makes You Old

July 29, 2021

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July 22, 2021

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July 15, 2021

I Am Going To Become the Boyfriend from 'The Devil Wears Prada'

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June 24, 2021

School's Out

June 17, 2021

From the Desk of Doctor Fauci

June 3, 2021

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May 27, 2021

Listen to the Cicadas!!

May 13, 2021

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May 6, 2021

The CDC Just Wants Me To Be Me

April 29, 2021

AMBER ALERT: Large Bunny Rabbit

April 15, 2021

An Remarkably Straight-Forward Recommendations-Based Newsletter

April 8, 2021

Step Inside The Safe Zone

April 1, 2021

The Madness of March

March 25, 2021

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March 11, 2021

Introducing... La Brega!!

February 25, 2021

The Bachelor's Trouble With Reality

February 18, 2021

Come On, Hit A Wall With Us!

February 11, 2021

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February 4, 2021

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Just Some SATC Prophesying

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How We All Feeling?

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A Lesson From September 2007

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Santa’s Definitive List of Inconsequential 2020 Media Stories

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December 10, 2020

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December 3, 2020

International Big Boys Day

November 19, 2020

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We Know Who We Are Now

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Watching Your Faves Make Fools of Themselves

October 22, 2020

Won't Someone Please Think Of The Losers

October 15, 2020

They Brought Back The Bone

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The Big Reveal

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September 24, 2020

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September 17, 2020

Biden by Gucci

September 10, 2020

Love Is In the Air

September 2, 2020

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The Pseudo-Sensation That's Sweeping The Nation

August 20, 2020

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Another Day Of Hell

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The Twitter Wars

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To Infinity and Beyond

May 28, 2020

Microscope... Enhance

May 21, 2020

Several Reasons Why Our Intern Emeritus Rocks

May 7, 2020

There Should Be Clowns

April 30, 2020

The Novella On The Doorstep

April 23, 2020

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April 9, 2020

We're Still Standing

March 19, 2020

Love in the Time of Coronavirus

March 12, 2020

What All Is Even Happening

March 5, 2020

Welcome To The PAC

February 27, 2020

The Gloves Are Off

February 20, 2020

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Goodbye, Friend

June 27, 2019

Whose Fish These Are I Do Not Know

June 20, 2019

Praise be.

June 13, 2019

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